I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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