Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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