I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We left the knife in your bed.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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