OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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