And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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