I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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