his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
do nipples grow back?
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