Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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