we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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