Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
