Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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