I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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