so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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