what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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