Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The struggles of a small town man whore
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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