and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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