was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
