i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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