I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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