so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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