just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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