If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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