if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It's never too late to be topless.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
