I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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