dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Randomize
