ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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