dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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