Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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