hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i out mim tonsoeep
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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