Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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