He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You don't make any sense
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