trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you never un-have a 4some
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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