I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We talked him into tasing himself.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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