Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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