We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
