I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Drunk is a universal language darling
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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