grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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