but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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