Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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