is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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