Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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