he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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