honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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