how can u be prego again
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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