Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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