She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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