i don't like sucking hair
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
they need to just BURY HIM!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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