PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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