he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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