Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize
